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– Architecture begins with a thought. ♪ ♪ A dream. ♪ ♪ A single line. ♪ ♪ But then you build it. And all of the sudden, the dream, you can touch her. She is real. [dramatic music] – He
When Donald Trump took office, he said that if anyone could bring peace to the Middle East it would be him. So how is that going? Major announcement from President Trump has been sending shock waves through the Middle East.
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