-You guys, I’m so excited about this. Jennifer Lopez is my guest tonight! -Oh, come on! [ Cheers and applause ] -Jennifer is so busy this week. Not only is she hosting “Saturday Night Live,” but she was just asked
-Well, you guys, today is Cyber Monday. Yeah. All across the country, people spent the day ordering a bunch of crap online in their underwear, then remembered it was Cyber Monday. -Oh. [ Laughter ] -Seriously, Americans love Cyber Monday.
-Here’s our favorite jokes of the week. [ Cheers and applause ] The White House held an event this afternoon to honor the military dog used in the raid on the leader of ISIS. Of course, the poor thing had
-The House has laid out the next steps in its impeachment inquiry and now they’re inviting President Trump himself to participate. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] One thing we know
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